Ditto the Beagle

I’m not supposed to sleep in this chair, so keep it quiet…

It’s becoming almost impossible for me to sleep comfortably on top of Mom like I used to. Her belly is so big now that I can’t push up against it on the couch without almost falling off the couch altogether. How ridiculous is that? She said the human baby will come out soon and it should be easier for me, but I don’t understand why it is taking so long.

The weather is getting nicer. Soon I’ll be able to chase rabbits in the backyard again!

Not real interesting to me, but maybe some of you. You can click here to guess when the human baby will arrive.

I wasn’t allowed on the computer for the past few days. Mom and Dad said I was VERY bad. I don’t see what the problem is. The other day they were getting dinner ready and there was a giant bowl of chicken salad on the counter. I thought they were done with so I jumped up and knocked the bowl onto the ground. For some reason the bowl broke into a ton of pieces and Dad got REAL angry. I started to eat the chicken salad but he picked me up and put me in my cage. He said there was something called glass in the chicken salad and it would make me sick. Whatever.

It’s not my fault that they weren’t done with the food.

I had a pretty good weekend. I got to go to see my cousin Max and we ran around like nutcases. Max hurt his foot for a little while but I don’t think it was too bad.

Mom and Dad did a lot of laundry for something called a baby that is coming to the house. I’m not real sure what it is, but the clothes the baby has are REAL small so I like them a lot. I decided to curl up and protect all the clothes.

Mom and Dad had this lady come to the house last night that was supposed to figure out why I am scared of everyone. I hated her. She didn’t help me at all. I did smell hot dogs in her coat but Dad wouldn’t let me eat any. Eventually she left and Mom and Dad said I won’t have to see her again.

I also found a way out of the fence in the back yard. Dad said something about making it impossible for me to get out when the weather clears up. He makes me angry sometimes.

Check out these pictures!

Today was a major event in my life. I finally gained the freedom I so badly deserve and need. I have a new person that comes to the house to take me on a walk everyday. I hate her and try to kill her every time I see her. Today I wouldn’t let her put me back in the cage and I escaped to the freedom of the entire house. I heard her call Dad and leave a message that I was loose and that she was going to leave me out until they got home. Right now I’m using Dad’s computer to write this post. Next I’m heading to the kitchen to try and break into the cookie closet. If I’m successful I will invite Walter over to partake in the festivities.

Freedom never tasted so good!

I spent the day at the bad place yesterday and they gave me some medicine to make me sleep. When I woke up my leg didn’t hurt as bad. Then Mom came and picked me up and took me home where I got sleep some more. Mom and Dad were pretty happy because my leg wasn’t hurt as bad as they thought it might be. They said I won’t be going back to daycare for awhile because I seem to get overwhelmed there and hurt sometimes. That makes me sad because I’ll miss all my friends there, but hopefully I’ll get to go back someday.