Ditto the Beagle

So, mom and dad apparently decided I wasn’t enough for them, so now I am told that a new baby brother or sister will be joining our household in early April of next year. This makes no sense to me, because I feel like only I should get their attention, but I guess I have no say in the matter. And, lately, mom has decided that I can’t sit on her lap because it bothers her. I don’t like the direction this is heading in one bit…