Ditto the Beagle

I wasn’t allowed to post this picture of myself until today, because it was used for Mom and Dad’s Save the Dates that they sent out this week. But now that those are sent out, I can tell everyone about the very long day I had while Mom and Dad tried to get a good picture of me and a bottle of wine. It took forever! They kept trying to get me to sit still and look cute with the wine bottle but I was not having any part of it. Eventually they got this picture taken:

I think any picture of me is cute, but this one is especially cute. You can even see a piece of grass on my tongue because I kept trying to eat all the grass around there.

Well, it’s been awhile since I posted because Mom and Dad have been busy working on the computer all the time. They are doing wedding stuff. Now, I’m real glad they are getting married, but now it is starting to interfere with my life and that is unacceptable. So, I found a way to get back at them.

I found a new place in the carpet upstairs that I’ve been working on for a few weeks. Yesterday I had a breakthrough. I got a corner lifted up and the entire width of the carpet ripped right along some invisible seam. It was a miracle! Dad was super angry and sprayed bad stuff on the carpet and said something about having to replace the carpet before the house gets repainted now. Neat, huh?

Dad is in some place called New York for a few days. He went to breakfast this morning and took a picture of the food they served him. He and Mom seem to think it is enough food to feed 5-6 people, but I think it looks like just the right amount for me. I would eat it down before they even knew what was happening. Mom and Dad were saying it was a disgusting amount of food. Blasphemy!